Come Raksha bandhan(Festival of RAKSHI ).....& It always make me sentimental & force to be Nostalgic. Obvious .. bcoz i always miss my two dearest sisters on this day. They are like my two eyes. .very close to my heart...like any brother. I always treat them just like my daughter, as i am elder to them.

During our school days we will be eagerly  waiting for this particular day .I used to save all my pocket money to purchase some cute small gifts for both my sisters. I used to keep those gifts secretly inside my cupboard to give them surprise. They will be always anxious as what i have bought this time....but they will be always in speculation.....

  Parents used to give  money to  them to purchase rakhi & to me for return gift...But those extra bucks which we save is really something different.   THATS WHAT I CALL TRUE MUTUAL LOVE & affection for each other. That is HEAVENLY feeling. Nothing can be compared with that relation.

As one sister is at SENEGAL & other is in  USA \ INDORE ...they are sending the RAKHIS by post. Personal touch is missing .We all miss each-other on that particular day.

THIS IS NOT A MERE  THREAD..........BUT A SACRED ETERNAL BOND BETWEEN ALL BROTHERS & SISTERS.

I pray to God.. to keep  MY SISTERS  always HAPPY, PROSPOROUS & HEALTHY throughout their lives. May God bless them .HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN TO ALL MY ILANDER FRIENDS,

Darling did u know who gave this money to these MPs on the eve of trust vote ?asked my wife.

Who knows ?Nowdays it is difficult to belief anybody, because for reasons known better to them , these people could tell anything for their party.

But they are telling Amar singh & Ahmad patel's name .....

I know; but amar & ahmed are denying it vehmely & telling it is all opposition party's Gimmick  before the trust vote motion.I told

But how come so much money upto the tune of 25 Cr has been distributed among few people & that too for this vote , do you think the INQUIRY will give any result ?again asked my wife.

God only knows ..But till date none of the politicians are convicted by any inquiry committee...that too for bribery in parliament.So it will take another 5 years for the report & by that time no body will remember this issue.I replied.

Then i asked my wife "Whom do you think will be benifited the most by win of UPA govt"?

"Do you think he would have given this bribe amount '?asked my wife...

I think so.

My wife said after a long pause.......I GUESS IT IS "BUSH" ?

(Just for humour)

Today manmohan singh's govt will seek trust vote in the LOKSABHA. After 4-1/2 years of rule manmohan will be little sceptical about the vote;no matter what equation, permotation & combination would have done before the D-DAY.

I think he will win the TRUST vote & govt will survive.But the big question is, whether the allies with UPA are trustworthy ?It is a million dollar question.Bcoz what is trust in politics ?

Samajwadi party may withdraw it's support after few months, when it's demand will not be fulfilled.So will be future of Sibu soren & other old warhorses.Money power will not be sufficient to hold all the candidate(OOPS...not all...but few...including who few criminal politicians in jail).

So we have to be prepared for election before the schedule date..That is before complete term of five years.

America wants the NUCLEAR DEAL to be signed at any cost...whether Manmohan survives or not....manmohan has few option....But i believe SINGH WILL BE KING...

What you say ??????

DEAL OR NO DEAL ?

There was a BUSH

Who gave manmohan

a NUCLEAR push.

The LEFT turned RED

brought GOVT to road.

Manmohan-sonia turned RIGHT

Samjwadi showered the SUPPORT.

we know how man-sonia feel

DEAL OR NO DEAL

You have to put a SEAL.

Politics is nothing but NUMBER game

POLITICIANS have no SHAME,

Yeh to ander ki baat hai(this is all inside thing)

But; yeh PUBLIC hai bhai

SAB JANTA HAI(public know everything)

what you say friend ?

Early in the morning she will wake up & prepare for her routine work.Govt has banned the CHILD LABOUR....but it is still prevelent everywhere.Even in my house...Iam ashamed to confess it...But it is true...Thats what i feel;

Because when ever i see her uplifting those 10-20 Kg ,heavy burden on her back..i feel pity.Sometime i offer her some help.She gives me a smile & deny, as she is accostemed in this weightlifting .

In the late afternoon i see her again  with those loads on her back..Her pale & tired face tells all the torture she goes through.But who will help MY LITTLE CHILD LABOUR ????She is my DAUGHTER ;Everyday she goes to school with all those loads.Is it our national education policy ?I think we will end up in having population with CURVED BACKBONES.

Hope someday in future the kids will enjoy to go school with a smile & without  a burden....LOAD(PHYSICAL & MENTAL)

Till that time my little child labour has to suffer.......

(image source...INTERNET)

I was on my usual morning walk trip.suddenly i heard a voice...a voice for help i believe...i looked around..could not find anyone.again the same voice..this time some other rude shouts also. i looked into the bushes...ohh..it was a horrified story.A teenage surrounded by four adults .a scene to be depicted in tomorrow news paper head lines.another RAPE !such a sorry state of affair ?
nothing was coming to mind ..what shall i do ?as a dutiful citizen i have to protect the innocent female.i did not have any weapon.i looked around.got a medium size stone.initially i shouted to distract their attention. but the four furious male did not care me.
They even tried to attack me. i threw the stone....but it missed the target. i marched towards them & tried my best to stop the rape.Two of them ran towards me & i started to run. i looked for somebody for help...but it was early morning & this place is a deserted area.
i could hear the voice of that Innocent looking poor girl...such a way to loose one's virginity ?
really i felt dejected as i was JUST A SILENT WITNESS & could not save her.
after two days i was again going on the same route...i saw her again..i called her near me..she came with that same innocent look.....i could not find any bruise or major wound.Those four crooks must be seasoned rapist.i gave her some biscuit to eat.she ate all & gave me a thankful look.
suddenly i heard some bark & saw the same four rouge's gang. This girl ran towards them & shared the biscuits with them which i had given to her.i tried my best to refrain her from doing this.but to my utter dismay she ran away with them .All the four were again trying their best to impress her to come close to her & (having sex with her )...I could see their foreplay act......this innocent looking female was also willfully courting with all four male waging it's TAIL....suddenly i shouted.....

"U BITCH "

(actually i was talking about the dogs........u know)

There is some fundamental diiference of   thinking & attitude towards life between me & my wife.

My wife : She is taking a course on "ART OF LIVING"...

Me :.  I am still busy in  the search  of  "ART OF SURVIVING" 

Just hold your nerve…yes I know the name of the person\persons involved in this double murder. But first let me say few words what we all have observed last couple of weeks. I have few questions for all of  you.

1)Is this this the first double murder in India ? is it first time that a teenage girl was killed in Delhi ? Then why this fuss ?does media give this much publicity to a murder happening in a village or road side ?

2)After death, the poor girl(arushi) is leveled as characterless…..is it decent enough to portray a deceased person without any proof ?

3)We are all talking about this teenaged girl ‘ARUSHI’ …but are not we all forgetting a middle aged man called “Hemraj”was also brutally murdered in that same house !

4) Why all the TV channels have turned themselves  as jury & investigators in this particular case ?Is this a new beginning in tv reality show ?

5) Father of ARUSHI ..Mr talwar was arrested on suspicion…ok..but  why his private life was opened to public like Pandora box by the police on mere assumption & presumption ?

6) The composed tv interview  given by arushi’s mother is now seen by many as ‘astonishing & doubtful’…….but to save one’s own family members & reputation is it incorrect ?

7)Are we all coming under heavy media pressure ?TO RUN An SMS POLL “do u belive mr talwar is the killer”……is it ETHICAL ?TV channels are providing lot of gossips & story to us regarding this case…are they crossing the LAXMAN REKHA ?Do we all have anything called “our own privacy’?Is the media is licesenced to say what it thinks ?Should there be any monitoiring of media ?

8)The pathetic press conference by the Meerut police, where IG police gave horrible facts is really matter of concern…what followed was dog fights between the different political party ,JUST TO GRAB THE SYMPATHY OF PUBLIC.

9)The case is now with CBI….. …..Arushi  & hemraj were killed on 15^th may….But we the fun\drama loving public,who are getting all the masala out of this gruelsome killing, are the real  MURDERER.

But just think if our kid will be killed & we have to pass through all this …HOW TO HANDEL ????……..Let the real culprit brought back to justice & the poor souls rest in peace in heaven

 OK...let me disclose the name\names of MURDERER……

MY DEAR FRIENDS…IT IS “WE”… all the silent WATCHERS……

1)In the recent UPA meeting PM  Manmohan singh read the speech in English , while sonia read in Hindi.

# Sonia read for others to understand,  manmohan WANTED MADAM to understand  his speech..

2)Mayawati  wants more statue of ambedkar & kanshiram to be  installed in Uttarpradesh

# Uttarpradesh will be renamed as STATUE (TARY)-PRADESH

3)Vijaya Malaya is very angry with his Bangalore ROYAL CHALLENGE team

# Reason….liquor Barron could not understand the difference between old wine & OLD PLAYERS.

4)Two cheer leaders are alleging  RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST THE ORGANIZOR OF 20-20.

# Who is the inspiration for them ???? SHILPA SHETTY…”THE BIG SISTER”

5)Election commissioner has recovered unclaimed cash worth 20 Crs during KARNATAKA election; the money was supposed to be distributed  to attract voters. But no party is claiming it……

# Now it has become  “ VETO- MONEY “

6) George bush has told …shortage of food grain is due to changing food habit of middle class INDIANS & CHINEESE.

#Dear Bush…70 % of Americans are obese….”LACK OF FOOD “?????

7)Why Sreeshant cried during the slap gate ISSUE ?

# Sreeshant told “MENU-KI” in Punjabi….BHAJJI took the meaning in English “MONKEY “......& slapped.

8)GERMAN   govt has offered to give the details of BLACK MONEY (INDIAN) account holders at linchestine to the Indian govt free of cost. Till now govt has on reacted……

# Reason……Chances of  ruling party members names are more.

[JUST FOR FUN]

Initially i was shy for that small thing inside my pant...But once i came to know that almost all men are having that shape & size & live happily, then my worry was gone.At initial stage it was used regularly , but slowly the use has come down. I think it is natural phenomon worldwide...Now a days when we both go out i use it to satishfy her(my wife) ego . sometime i put this wonderful tool inside the small opening,move my fingre slowly...feel happy initially...But slowly feel the ground reality...I know i can not hold that for long...it is out...I know my result...Sometime i feel happy & sometime little sad....

But all the time i take out from inside my pant....I am bound to use...even if i donot like..I donot know why god has created this instrument.....Sometime i come to know the result after a month...That too in a written statement..What is  worse! WIFE asks all the details about the report.....I know i have to save more for future utilisation......

Sometime i think i shall destroy it..but my friends & wife are opposing it.....they say" USE IT PROPERLY"....

So my dear ILANDERS....donot know what you people are doing.......but i am unable to leave this small wonderful instrument................................IT IS...

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MY "DEBIT \ CREDIT CARD"