Initially i was shy for that small thing inside my pant...But once i came to know that almost all men are having that shape & size & live happily, then my worry was gone.At initial stage it was used regularly , but slowly the use has come down. I think it is natural phenomon worldwide...Now a days when we both go out i use it to satishfy her(my wife) ego . sometime i put this wonderful tool inside the small opening,move my fingre slowly...feel happy initially...But slowly feel the ground reality...I know i can not hold that for long...it is out...I know my result...Sometime i feel happy & sometime little sad....

But all the time i take out from inside my pant....I am bound to use...even if i donot like..I donot know why god has created this instrument.....Sometime i come to know the result after a month...That too in a written statement..What is  worse! WIFE asks all the details about the report.....I know i have to save more for future utilisation......

Sometime i think i shall destroy it..but my friends & wife are opposing it.....they say" USE IT PROPERLY"....

So my dear ILANDERS....donot know what you people are doing.......but i am unable to leave this small wonderful instrument................................IT IS...

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MY "DEBIT \ CREDIT CARD"