1)In the recent UPA meeting PM  Manmohan singh read the speech in English , while sonia read in Hindi.

# Sonia read for others to understand,  manmohan WANTED MADAM to understand  his speech..

2)Mayawati  wants more statue of ambedkar & kanshiram to be  installed in Uttarpradesh

# Uttarpradesh will be renamed as STATUE (TARY)-PRADESH

3)Vijaya Malaya is very angry with his Bangalore ROYAL CHALLENGE team

# Reason….liquor Barron could not understand the difference between old wine & OLD PLAYERS.

4)Two cheer leaders are alleging  RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST THE ORGANIZOR OF 20-20.

# Who is the inspiration for them ???? SHILPA SHETTY…”THE BIG SISTER”

5)Election commissioner has recovered unclaimed cash worth 20 Crs during KARNATAKA election; the money was supposed to be distributed  to attract voters. But no party is claiming it……

# Now it has become  “ VETO- MONEY “

6) George bush has told …shortage of food grain is due to changing food habit of middle class INDIANS & CHINEESE.

#Dear Bush…70 % of Americans are obese….”LACK OF FOOD “?????

7)Why Sreeshant cried during the slap gate ISSUE ?

# Sreeshant told “MENU-KI” in Punjabi….BHAJJI took the meaning in English “MONKEY “......& slapped.

8)GERMAN   govt has offered to give the details of BLACK MONEY (INDIAN) account holders at linchestine to the Indian govt free of cost. Till now govt has on reacted……

# Reason……Chances of  ruling party members names are more.

[JUST FOR FUN]