During our school days we will be eagerly waiting for this particular day .I used to save all my pocket money to purchase some cute small gifts for both my sisters. I used to keep those gifts secretly inside my cupboard to give them surprise. They will be always anxious as what i have bought this time....but they will be always in speculation.....

Parents used to give money to them to purchase rakhi & to me for return gift...But those extra bucks which we save is really something different. THATS WHAT I CALL TRUE MUTUAL LOVE & affection for each other. That is HEAVENLY feeling. Nothing can be compared with that relation.

As one sister is at SENEGAL & other is in USA \ INDORE ...they are sending the RAKHIS by post. Personal touch is missing .We all miss each-other on that particular day.

THIS IS NOT A MERE THREAD..........BUT A SACRED ETERNAL BOND BETWEEN ALL BROTHERS & SISTERS.

I pray to God.. to keep MY SISTERS always HAPPY, PROSPOROUS & HEALTHY throughout their lives. May God bless them .HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN TO ALL MY ILANDER FRIENDS,

Who knows ?Nowdays it is difficult to belief anybody, because for reasons known better to them , these people could tell anything for their party.

But they are telling Amar singh & Ahmad patel's name .....

I know; but amar & ahmed are denying it vehmely & telling it is all opposition party's Gimmick before the trust vote motion.I told

But how come so much money upto the tune of 25 Cr has been distributed among few people & that too for this vote , do you think the INQUIRY will give any result ?again asked my wife.

God only knows ..But till date none of the politicians are convicted by any inquiry committee...that too for bribery in parliament.So it will take another 5 years for the report & by that time no body will remember this issue.I replied.

Then i asked my wife "Whom do you think will be benifited the most by win of UPA govt"?

"Do you think he would have given this bribe amount '?asked my wife...

I think so.

My wife said after a long pause.......I GUESS IT IS "BUSH" ?

(Just for humour)

I think he will win the TRUST vote & govt will survive.But the big question is, whether the allies with UPA are trustworthy ?It is a million dollar question.Bcoz what is trust in politics ?

Samajwadi party may withdraw it's support after few months, when it's demand will not be fulfilled.So will be future of Sibu soren & other old warhorses.Money power will not be sufficient to hold all the candidate(OOPS...not all...but few...including who few criminal politicians in jail).

So we have to be prepared for election before the schedule date..That is before complete term of five years.

America wants the NUCLEAR DEAL to be signed at any cost...whether Manmohan survives or not....manmohan has few option....But i believe SINGH WILL BE KING...

What you say ??????

Because when ever i see her uplifting those 10-20 Kg ,heavy burden on her back..i feel pity.Sometime i offer her some help.She gives me a smile & deny, as she is accostemed in this weightlifting .

In the late afternoon i see her again with those loads on her back..Her pale & tired face tells all the torture she goes through.But who will help MY LITTLE CHILD LABOUR ????She is my DAUGHTER ;Everyday she goes to school with all those loads.Is it our national education policy ?I think we will end up in having population with CURVED BACKBONES.

Hope someday in future the kids will enjoy to go school with a smile & without a burden....LOAD(PHYSICAL & MENTAL)

Till that time my little child labour has to suffer.......

(image source...INTERNET)

"U BITCH "

(actually i was talking about the dogs........u know)

My wife : She is taking a course on "ART OF LIVING"...

Me :. I am still busy in the search of "ART OF SURVIVING"

1)Is this this the first double murder in India ? is it first time that a teenage girl was killed in Delhi ? Then why this fuss ?does media give this much publicity to a murder happening in a village or road side ?

2)After death, the poor girl(arushi) is leveled as characterless...is it decent enough to portray a deceased person without any proof ?

3)We are all talking about this teenaged girl 'ARUSHI' .but are not we all forgetting a middle aged man called "Hemraj"was also brutally murdered in that same house !

4) Why all the TV channels have turned themselves as jury & investigators in this particular case ?Is this a new beginning in tv reality show ?

5) Father of ARUSHI ..Mr talwar was arrested on suspicion.ok..but why his private life was opened to public like Pandora box by the police on mere assumption & presumption ?

6) The composed tv interview given by arushi's mother is now seen by many as 'astonishing & doubtful'...but to save one's own family members & reputation is it incorrect ?

7)Are we all coming under heavy media pressure ?TO RUN An SMS POLL "do u belive mr talwar is the killer"..is it ETHICAL ?TV channels are providing lot of gossips & story to us regarding this case.are they crossing the LAXMAN REKHA ?Do we all have anything called "our own privacy'?Is the media is licesenced to say what it thinks ?Should there be any monitoiring of media ?

8)The pathetic press conference by the Meerut police, where IG police gave horrible facts is really matter of concern.what followed was dog fights between the different political party ,JUST TO GRAB THE SYMPATHY OF PUBLIC.

9)The case is now with CBI... ...Arushi & hemraj were killed on 15^th may..But we the fun\drama loving public,who are getting all the masala out of this gruelsome killing, are the real MURDERER.

But just think if our kid will be killed & we have to pass through all this .HOW TO HANDEL ????....Let the real culprit brought back to justice & the poor souls rest in peace in heaven

OK...let me disclose the name\names of MURDERER..

MY DEAR FRIENDS.IT IS "WE". all the silent WATCHERS..

# Sonia read for others to understand, manmohan WANTED MADAM to understand his speech..

2)Mayawati wants more statue of ambedkar & kanshiram to be installed in Uttarpradesh

# Uttarpradesh will be renamed as STATUE (TARY)-PRADESH

3)Vijaya Malaya is very angry with his Bangalore ROYAL CHALLENGE team

# Reason..liquor Barron could not understand the difference between old wine & OLD PLAYERS.

4)Two cheer leaders are alleging RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST THE ORGANIZOR OF 20-20.

# Who is the inspiration for them ???? SHILPA SHETTY."THE BIG SISTER"

5)Election commissioner has recovered unclaimed cash worth 20 Crs during KARNATAKA election; the money was supposed to be distributed to attract voters. But no party is claiming it..

# Now it has become " VETO- MONEY "

6) George bush has told .shortage of food grain is due to changing food habit of middle class INDIANS & CHINEESE.

#Dear Bush.70 % of Americans are obese.."LACK OF FOOD "?????

7)Why Sreeshant cried during the slap gate ISSUE ?

# Sreeshant told "MENU-KI" in Punjabi..BHAJJI took the meaning in English "MONKEY "......& slapped.

8)GERMAN govt has offered to give the details of BLACK MONEY (INDIAN) account holders at linchestine to the Indian govt free of cost. Till now govt has on reacted..

# Reason..Chances of ruling party members names are more.

[JUST FOR FUN]

Initially i was shy for that small thing inside my pant...But once i came to know that almost all men are having that shape & size & live happily, then my worry was gone.At initial stage it was used regularly , but slowly the use has come down. I think it is natural phenomon worldwide...Now a days when we both go out i use it to satishfy her(my wife) ego . sometime i put this wonderful tool inside the small opening,move my fingre slowly...feel happy initially...But slowly feel the ground reality...I know i can not hold that for long...it is out...I know my result...Sometime i feel happy & sometime little sad....

But all the time i take out from inside my pant....I am bound to use...even if i donot like..I donot know why god has created this instrument.....Sometime i come to know the result after a month...That too in a written statement..What is worse! WIFE asks all the details about the report.....I know i have to save more for future utilisation......

Sometime i think i shall destroy it..but my friends & wife are opposing it.....they say" USE IT PROPERLY"....

So my dear ILANDERS....donot know what you people are doing.......but i am unable to leave this small wonderful instrument................................IT IS...

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MY "DEBIT \ CREDIT CARD"